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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

B U L L E T P R O O F a mix for girls with a desire for destruction; deception on your lips, blood on your hands, and a target in your eyes, you are d e a d l y. but you are free. [listen] [download]

i know you like this whole lone wolf thing you got going for yourself, but i’ve seen the way you look at snow, okay? you’re not foolin’ me.

"i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake." | broad city

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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